Mobile Mad Scientist Gifts

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"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Cat Frankenstein

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Catch this!'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?