Miniature Mad Scientist Pillows

'If all children are natural-born scientists, society might be wise to at least quarantine the subset of these scientist-infants who are the atomic weapons specialists, before they kill us with their crazy little lunchbox nukes.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

A young positivist.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."