Miniature Mad Scientist Mugs

'If all children are natural-born scientists, society might be wise to at least quarantine the subset of these scientist-infants who are the atomic weapons specialists, before they kill us with their crazy little lunchbox nukes.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

A young positivist.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

The Bride of Finkelstein!

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

IMHOtep

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'