Mad Scientist Fan Mugs

'Power! Give me more power!'

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

'Craig Venter took one sports coat, one pair of jeans and one empty cell, and here we all are.'

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

Although the chances of mislabelling the samples were infinitesimally small, atom went back that night to search for the missing embryo.

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

'You're still my main man, Igor- the monster is just science!'

Mad Scientists Society Dinner Dance - Black Lab Coat required dress.

'The villagers don't seem terribly keen on our neon Santa and Rudolph roof decorations.'

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

Early days in the cloning lab.

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

"Stop trying to change me!!"

"This is Professor Gurkenman...he's doing some strange experiments with hamsters and steroids..."

"It all started with him wanting a pocket for his spare bolts."

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

honey. who will be the first to try your time machine

"My son, the chemist."

'I must admit, Igor... I may be a brilliant scientist, but my sense of aesthetics stinks!'

'Hey, I told you NOT to play near old nuclear waste dumps!'

'I told you you shouldn't have got him that chemistry set!'

"Any luck with your time machine?"

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

"I'm so glad you've called to offer me this investment opportunity because it gives me a chance to test my new telephonic death ray."

Crile Research Foundation: Trespassers will be experimented upon.

"Okay. Hit it."

"I call it a 'Circus Peanut'."

"So! How is everybody today?"