Mini Humanitarian Gifts

Lemonade without borders.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Peace Locked in a Cage

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

One!

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Citizen of the world.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

A young positivist.

Fleeing Kabul

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'