Mini Medical Marvel Gifts

Playing Doctors.

2021

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"His first out-of-body experience."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

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"The first one's just a warning."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

The Hobby Store

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."