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"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Early Piety

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Then what happened?"

Sun Flower.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Dollphins

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Raw Piano Bar

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"You order the microbrew?"

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Walsh Miniatures

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"Perhaps the doll substitution therapy wasn't the best choice!"