Mini Doll Museum Curator Mugs

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Early Piety

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Then what happened?"

Sun Flower.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Dollphins

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Raw Piano Bar

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"You order the microbrew?"

Walsh Miniatures

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"Perhaps the doll substitution therapy wasn't the best choice!"