Mini Cowboy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"The buckaroo is interested in his cut of the stimulus package."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The Not So Wild West

Western Outfitters.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"El muy mal perro"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Cowboy

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Nannies Of The Old West

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"