Mini Cowboy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"The buckaroo is interested in his cut of the stimulus package."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"El muy mal perro"

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Cowboy

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"