Miniature Cowboy T-Shirts

Precocious child unsatisfied with his new pony

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"