Mini Cavalier Gifts

The Charge of the Kids

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

SALE

Little league world series of poker.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Rocking Horse

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Warren Buffett as a child

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'