Minecraft Enthusiast Gifts

Block Lives Matter

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Broomstick crash.

100% carbon neutral

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I said slime."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I can't believe he brought her."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Horror Stories.