Minecraft Enthusiast Mugs

Block Lives Matter

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I can't believe he brought her."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Broomstick crash.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Myths and legends...

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Horror Stories.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'