Mine Clearance Technician Gifts

Futility of Mine Clearing

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Mine problems

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"

Final clearance sale.

"I always put things off until the last minute."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Everything will look perfectly flat...in your Realtek 2D glasses.

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

'Actually,I AM a god digger. I owna mine in South Africa.'

Teardown just got easier! Introducing the campsite compactor 3000!

Everything must go sale.

Relies on Radar

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

Prospector with geology diploma

'Cut the blue wire!'

West Australian mining industry

'Yep, his face is beyond recognition but that's my Charlie for certain.'

'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'

'Well, that's the lot, Miss Jones - you're fired!'

Bird landing on detonator.

Mouse Trap Defuse

Clean Coal

Suggestion # 23 for hiring a heating repairman: Don't hire one who really enjoys the cold.

Inflatable ATM: "All I did was enter my pin."

'Anyway, to make a long story short, the medical examiner who performed your autopsy was fired.'

Bomb Disposal Expert.

The wildlife of the Galilee Basin congratulates Adani on the new name...

75 Off on Slightly Defective Referee Shirts.

Dr Gupta always knew his double degree in Mining Engineering and Dentistry would hit pay dirt!