Mine Clearance Technician Pillows

Futility of Mine Clearing

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Mine problems

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Final clearance sale.

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Teardown just got easier! Introducing the campsite compactor 3000!

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

'Actually,I AM a god digger. I owna mine in South Africa.'

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

Relies on Radar

Prospector with geology diploma

'Cut the blue wire!'

'Yep, his face is beyond recognition but that's my Charlie for certain.'

West Australian mining industry

'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'

'Well, that's the lot, Miss Jones - you're fired!'

Bird landing on detonator.

Mouse Trap Defuse

Suggestion # 23 for hiring a heating repairman: Don't hire one who really enjoys the cold.

Inflatable ATM: "All I did was enter my pin."

Bomb Disposal Expert.

75 Off on Slightly Defective Referee Shirts.

Dr Gupta always knew his double degree in Mining Engineering and Dentistry would hit pay dirt!

'This one's broken, I've been stuck here for hours.'