Mining Industry Specialist Pillows

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"Trepanning for gold"

Mine problems

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Mine Host.

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

The Eureka Stockade

"I'm trying to find a new element."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'Those two alone should ensure I become a wealthy lawyer.'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"My granddaughter wants me to stop blowing the tops off mountains."

'What do you mean, you forgot about the coalmining search?'

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."