Mining Worker Pillows

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Another day in the Splenda mines

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

How Gary got his groove back.

"Trepanning for gold"

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Mine problems

Mine Host.

America's Biggest Export...

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

The Eureka Stockade

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.