Mining Worker Pillows

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Another day in the Splenda mines

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

A word from James Cameron. . .

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Mine Shaft of Love.

How Gary got his groove back.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Trepanning for gold"

Mine problems

Mine Host.

America's Biggest Export...

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.