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"If you have any mental-health issues you'd like to discuss, now would be a good time."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

"You left your demons here last week."

Unguided imagery

"The overthinker"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'Have you been working out?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'