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"I think I know why you have an inferiority complex."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Evolution.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

"The overthinker"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

I think therefore I am.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'