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Reverse Psychology.

Evolution.

Dog Nightmares

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

I think therefore I am.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

Information Security

Cartoon computer

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

unravelling your mind

'There he goes, always with his head in The Cloud.'

'You think you have a hard life? -- I have to listen to crazy people every day!'

Studying Fire Behavior

'An OPTIMIST thinks that we're moving towards the best of all possible worlds - a PESSIMIST thinks that we've already arrived.'

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"If you have any mental-health issues you'd like to discuss, now would be a good time."

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

Medical Office Directory. That makes sense, the psychiatrist works upstairs!

Hypnotic Regression

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'