Headspace Adventurer T-Shirts

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Elevator Music

Mars Poppins

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Binary Man

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Christmas TV...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"I feel all tingly."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.