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Mike becomes self aware.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

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"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

I think therefore I am.

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

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Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

Swelling