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'You think you have a hard life? -- I have to listen to crazy people every day!'

New Age Store.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

The New Age Dentist.

Traumatology.

Medical Arts Building

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Reverse Psychology.

unravelling your mind

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

Earth and doctor

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

"I hear he's a dry holistic lawyer. He knows all the loopholes."

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

CBD Oil for Neurotics

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Hypnotic Regression

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

'Dear BBC, I am writing to complain about your show with the misleading title of Grow Your Own Drugs ...'