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'You think you have a hard life? -- I have to listen to crazy people every day!'

New Age Store.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

The New Age Dentist.

Traumatology.

Medical Arts Building

Reverse Psychology.

unravelling your mind

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

Earth and doctor

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

"I hear he's a dry holistic lawyer. He knows all the loopholes."

Hypnotic Regression

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

CBD Oil for Neurotics

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'Dear BBC, I am writing to complain about your show with the misleading title of Grow Your Own Drugs ...'

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

"Penicillin? I'm sorry – I don't practice alternative medicine."