Mindful Procrastinator Gifts

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

The Procrastinatorium.

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"