Mindful Procrastinator Mugs

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Al, The Go-From Guy

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

The Procrastinatorium.

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"