Mindful Humorists Pillows

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Seneca

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Department de Philosophie

Third eye

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'

The thinker Easter egg

'Sorry, but my liability insurance no longer allows me to grant that wish.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

"Go home, you're not part of my target market."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

'It might be all right for some but I'll not have anyone tinkering with my subconscious. Anyway, supposing they found I hadn't got one!'

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

"To think this all began with letting Autocomplete finish our sentences."

'A cenacle is no place to be zaftig.'

'Contemplate this summons.'

"It's okay to be conservative, but maybe we should evolve and learn to read!"

Me at 22 vs. me at 29

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

"That's my new mantra. . . 'woulda coulda shoulda'?"

'Those flashers make no sense to me. The less they have, the more they want to show it.'

'True, sir, but in a larger sense, aren't we ALL useless parasites?'