Mindful Humorists Mugs

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Seneca

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

Department de Philosophie

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Third eye

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

The thinker Easter egg

'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'

'Sorry, but my liability insurance no longer allows me to grant that wish.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"

"Go home, you're not part of my target market."

'It might be all right for some but I'll not have anyone tinkering with my subconscious. Anyway, supposing they found I hadn't got one!'

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

"To think this all began with letting Autocomplete finish our sentences."

Me at 22 vs. me at 29

'Contemplate this summons.'

"It's okay to be conservative, but maybe we should evolve and learn to read!"

'A cenacle is no place to be zaftig.'

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

'True, sir, but in a larger sense, aren't we ALL useless parasites?'

'Those flashers make no sense to me. The less they have, the more they want to show it.'

"That's my new mantra. . . 'woulda coulda shoulda'?"

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