Mindfulness Humorist Mugs

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Guru.

"Is this who I am?"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

OM, SWEET OM

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

Moses' TV guide.