Meditative Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Zenboni

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

My God, I need to fart.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Meditation

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Some scents are nonsense.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'