Mindful Commentator Gifts

"So when did you realise you'd gone mad?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Cartoonist thinking'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Sports Radio in Crisis

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

The power of the brain

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

And now, for a rebuttal.

Yogi back in 5.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

The United States of Amazement

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"