Mindful Chronicler Gifts

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Gene Therapy

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

Wedding Selfie

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

The Farmer Sutra.

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Evolution of Man

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'

The thinker Easter egg

Conformity

Don't sweat the small stuff

'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

Weather forecast - 'Today will be clouded with self-doubt followed this evening with a blanket of denial...'

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Clinic

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I feel rootless.'

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

'It might be all right for some but I'll not have anyone tinkering with my subconscious. Anyway, supposing they found I hadn't got one!'

The Slips of Capitalism