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Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.
Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."
"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."
Gene Therapy
Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.
"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."
'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'
Wedding Selfie
'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'
When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.
"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"
The Farmer Sutra.
'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'
"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."
Evolution of Man
SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'
Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles
Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.
Meditation Center
"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."
The thinker Easter egg
'Dear Diary, well, you never know. Today I led the stampede. Imagine my surprise when I found myself out there in front, all alone. Dreams to still come true...sometimes.'
Conformity
The Slips of Capitalism
'I feel rootless.'
'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Clinic
"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."
Weather forecast - 'Today will be clouded with self-doubt followed this evening with a blanket of denial...'
Don't sweat the small stuff
'It might be all right for some but I'll not have anyone tinkering with my subconscious. Anyway, supposing they found I hadn't got one!'
'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'
'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'
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