"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
Mindful Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the mindful humorist? Our collection blends humor with mindfulness, offering products that entertain and inspire. Ideal for those who enjoy clever insights and a dash of wit, these gifts make everyday moments brighter and more meaningful.
'It might be all right for some but I'll not have anyone tinkering with my subconscious. Anyway, supposing they found I hadn't got one!'
"That's my new mantra. . . 'woulda coulda shoulda'?"
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
Intelligent people laugh too!
"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."
Scarcity
Archimedes statue with a lever
"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
Schrödinger and his cat
"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."
'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'
'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'
A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin
Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books
"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."
"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."
Zenboni
Auguste Comte
'Heidegger-Hi!'
'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'
Clever pitbulls.
Raymond Queneau
'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'
Vladimir Nabokov
'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'
Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.
Revenge of the Latchkey Kids
Seneca
"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"
'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'
Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'
My other novel's a booker winner
"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."
Mindful Humorist Gifts Collection
Mindful Humorist Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for the mindful humorist, filled with clever sayings and witty designs to brighten mornings and inspire mindfulness.
Mindful Humorist Pillows
Find pillows that bring comfort and a smile, featuring clever, thoughtful designs for the mindful humorist’s home or office.
Mindful Humorist Prints
Decorate with prints that inspire and amuse—ideal for the mindful humorist seeking clever art to reflect their thoughtful humor.
Mindful Humorist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that combine humor and insight, perfect for the mindful humorist looking to add some wit to their wardrobe.