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Think/Don't Think

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

"You left your demons here last week."

X-ray Psychology.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Unguided imagery

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"It is my place!"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'Have you been working out?'

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"