Mind-body Debater Pillows

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Science Snobs

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

The last word.

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

Global warming debate.

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'