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You're my Mona Lisa.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

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'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Mime marriage.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

Clandestine cows.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"...My daughter, the model..."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'