Mickey Moose Enthusiast T-Shirts

Meet Santa. I've been working for weeks on the list of presents I want. I've got my Christmas present list and an invitation for Santa to attend my birthday party next year -- I know it's a long shot but I figured it couldn’t hurt to try. He just wants to know if you've been naughty or nice ... You didn't have to bring your whole resume. "Naughty or nice"? Does he mean your private life or your public persona? Yeah, it's all so confusing! Is sharing music files naughty or nice?

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Cats

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

The Pooperrazzi

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Son, it's time you learned the facts of life. I'm dropping you off at the Monkey House in the zoo.

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

"What's another word for evolution?"

"Well, they were the low bidders."

In truth, monkey business is not much fun at all.

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

maze

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"Counselor, looks like your client's pleading the fifth."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!