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"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

The wool club for mammoths.

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

Goose escapes the tv.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Mummy Mousehole

"I think the lines down!"

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

The Habits of the Night Moth

Why moths should not drive at night.

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Honk if you're a goose.

"Honey, they just can't resist it."