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'You Bring shame to our family!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Cats

A masked man serenading

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

The Habits of the Night Moth

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

The party, after you left

Why moths should not drive at night.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

Oh you baad bad girl!

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

'Why don't moths eat sheep?'

'I think I'm a moth.'