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'You Bring shame to our family!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Cats

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

A masked man serenading

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

The Habits of the Night Moth

The party, after you left

Why moths should not drive at night.

Oh you baad bad girl!

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.

Lepidopterist Heaven

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

'Why don't moths eat sheep?'

"What I miss most is the mooing."

What do you think of my idea for non-violent protests of Arizona's onerous immigration laws? Outdated. But - This is the era of MMA - Martial Arts Brawls, pay-per-view battles to submission. If you're mad at Arizona, challenge it to a cage match until one of the other of you breaks your forearm!!! Know your audience. I'll pay $16 to watch you wrestle Arizona's governor.