Moo-vement Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Cats

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Sidewalk Ballet

A masked man serenading

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

'I usually don't do online dating.'

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

Interpretive marathon

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Oh you baad bad girl!

Dancing in Color

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

Artist studies trampolinist.

"What I miss most is the mooing."

Muscle Steriods.

"Are you all right?"

"I remember when these two matched on Hinge, casually retweeted quips on Tweitter, lost each other for a bit, slid into Instagram DMs...and here we are at regular texting and marriage."

Cupid views his online credit rating.

'Give her the bill, she's the one who is sick.'

'You Bring shame to our family!'