Moo-vement Enthusiasts Mugs

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Cats

A masked man serenading

Sidewalk Ballet

'... and make it look like an accident.'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

'I usually don't do online dating.'

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Interpretive marathon

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

It's called "bipedalism" --- I got the idea from a bird!

Oh you baad bad girl!

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

Dancing in Color

Muscle Steriods.

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

"No one ever shows up for our Jacuzzi moat parties."

"What I miss most is the mooing."

Artist studies trampolinist.

"Are you all right?"

"I remember when these two matched on Hinge, casually retweeted quips on Tweitter, lost each other for a bit, slid into Instagram DMs...and here we are at regular texting and marriage."

Cupid views his online credit rating.

'Give her the bill, she's the one who is sick.'