Snip And Moo Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Cats

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

When Pugs dream.

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

The Habits of the Night Moth

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

Why moths should not drive at night.

Lepidopterist Heaven

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

Oh you baad bad girl!

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

'Why don't moths eat sheep?'

'I think I'm a moth.'

"I'm surprised you checked this out, Gracie."

Nice Snood

"What I miss most is the mooing."

Muscle Steriods.

"Are you all right?"