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Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Cats

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

When Pugs dream.

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

The Habits of the Night Moth

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Why moths should not drive at night.

Oh you baad bad girl!

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Why don't moths eat sheep?'

'I think I'm a moth.'

"I'm surprised you checked this out, Gracie."

Nice Snood

"What I miss most is the mooing."

"Are you all right?"

Muscle Steriods.

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'