Mickey Moose Enthusiast Pillows

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Cats

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

The Pooperrazzi

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Son, it's time you learned the facts of life. I'm dropping you off at the Monkey House in the zoo.

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

"What's another word for evolution?"

"Well, they were the low bidders."

In truth, monkey business is not much fun at all.

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

maze

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

"Counselor, looks like your client's pleading the fifth."

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."