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"I miss infringing U.S. copyright law."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Cat and mouse

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

ZOO

"It's from the cat."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Phew, that was close."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.