Mimosa Enthusiast Gifts

'The Coast Guard? Nah, call Guinness first - this is going to make the biggest mimosa of all time.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Mime marriage.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Clandestine cows.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"...My daughter, the model..."

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'