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Windmill

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Records?

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Ski lift.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

Pizza London Eye

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Oil Industry Safety.

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'Alright, who's the wise guy'

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

Chapeaux!

Floor manager.

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

Moby Dick Tracy"Ahoy! Yellow fedora off the standard bow!"

"She made her hat in rehab."