Miller Gifts

Windmill

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I think there's been some mistake...'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Jeez, these things are hot."

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Records?

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Ski lift.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Pizza London Eye

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Oil Industry Safety.

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'Alright, who's the wise guy'

"OK, boys. Begin drilling."

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

Chapeaux!

Floor manager.

Moby Dick Tracy"Ahoy! Yellow fedora off the standard bow!"

"She made her hat in rehab."