Millinery Gifts

Fishbowl hat

Ladies Day

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

A Good Batch.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Motivation to work

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Another day in the Splenda mines

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bottle Distillery

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

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"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Meet the new factory manager.

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'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Will you be mine?

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

A word from James Cameron. . .

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'I think I found the problem.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '