Milliner T-Shirts

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'We need a place with more closet space.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"You can't see it, so how do you know you don't like it?"

Madame Mantalini introduces Kate to Miss Knag

'Har-ha! Hattus horribilis!'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'Wait until you see the feather on my new hat.'

"I should warn you Sir, that some of these hats may only be viewed under a powerful electron microscope."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Her age is a millinery secret. She keeps it under her hat."

Fishbowl hat

Pizza London Eye

"I'm dating a milliner..."

Chapeaux!

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Who's going to tell her fascinators are banned?'

Who wants to be a milliner.

'It's a fascinator.'

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

The professional gentleman an Madame Mantalini's

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Ronald Reagan

Why Not?

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Hat in Hand

Moby Dick Tracy"Ahoy! Yellow fedora off the standard bow!"

"She made her hat in rehab."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Captain in a storm

Bermuda Triangles

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."