Millennium Kid Gifts

'Kid 2000' with expense price tags over him and his 'toys'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Culture Saturday

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

Fur Baby

'All good things must come to an end.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Philosopher trading cards.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Playing dustbins

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'These are all from my 'sit in the corner' period.'

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Child uses tablet to mark geographical location of donkey's tale.

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'